Stephen Ferris

What happened to night 4? I didn’t go because it was cold and I didn’t bring a sweatshirt or anything. But tonight I went. I went to Flapper’s bar and waited 3 hours to do a 3 minute set, and when I asked what they wanted to do, they just said they wanted to be happy. I told them to smile and think happy thoughts, and then I bolted out of the door when my 3 minutes was up around 1:30.

Started to get really depressing sitting there waiting to go on. Started thinking about quitting comedy again. Just quit cold turkey for 2014. Not even tell anyone. Just disappear from the scene.