Foreskin
Do you guys trim your own finger nails or do you go to a salon? Well, I trim my own, but maybe I should go to a salon, because last time I trimmed my thumbnail too short, and it was all sensitive for a few days. It made me realize, trimming your finger nails is like circumcising a dick, but you’re doing it to a finger. You know, I’m not circumcised, and I’ve had times in my life when women told me they wouldn’t sleep with me because of it. There’s a lot of women out there that think it’s gross. But I don’t get it, because they don’t seem to have a problem putting their own fingers inside themselves, and a lot of times their nails are really long. I think thats even grosser, because you can’t pull a fingernail back to clean under it, and if you paint it, you can’t even see the dirt thats there. You don’t know if it’s clean and it probably is dirtier than a penis with a foreskin. I don’t wipe my ass with my dick, but most people do with your fingers, and I bet sometimes those sharp fingernails go through the paper and get shit all over them. The only way that could happen with my dick is if I got the runs or something. I guess maybe if I put an extension on for foreskin and painted it, then that might be acceptable to these women. Anyway, thats my Nail Salon joke for all of the Angela Johnson fans.
I like having a foreskin. It’s useful. It doesn’t prevent disease, but, I was thinking I might not have to use a condom. I could just tie my foreskin shut and come inside that, and then when I’m done, I could untie it and let it out on her tits. Make her think I came twice hella quick.