Movies
I liked that movie Dallas Buyers Club. I wanna make a porno called Debbie does Dallas Buyers Club. It’s the sequel to the porno, Debbie Does Dallas, but now she does all the guys in the Buyers Club to see how many she can do before she gets aids.
I liked that movie Fargo, except for one thing. I didn’t like that it had an F in the title. That’s why I got so excited when it seemed like Ben Affleck finally fixed that when he came out with a remake called Argo. But then he totally changed the story. I held out hope that somebody would fall off the plan and get stuck in the engine at the end, but it didn’t happen.
Do you guys like movies about Jesus? Like passion of the Christ? Or Jesus Christ superstar? I wanna make one too. I wanna call it, he is resin. It’s a play on words between risen, and resin, And the reason, for it is because we’re gonna steal the plot from Jurassic park. The scientists will have a piece of resin with a mosquito in it that bit Jesus, and they’ll bring him back from the DNA in the mosquito. Then they can get a woman who is a virgin pregnant with the fetus using medical stuff, raise the kid, and then build a whole theme park based around it. You can go out and see him, and watch him eat a goat, and then, the power will go out and Jesus will escape from his pen and start eating people, along with the 12 disciples, who will take the place of the veloci-rapters, except it will be the veloci-rapture.