Stephen Ferris

You ever go over to a friends house to use their bathroom? Well, like maybe that’s not the only reason you’re there, but you want to use their bathroom, and they tell you, “if it’s brown, flush it down; if it’s yellow, let it mellow?” You guys ever heard that before? Well, I appreciate what they’re trying to do, but the problem is, those are only instructions for two colors. So a lot of times, I don’t know what to do. I don’t know if I should flush it, or mellow it, or… maybe I should take it out and put it in something else. Just hand it to them in a bag: “It was green, so…”