October 30, 2011

Another 3 set night

Tonight I got in 3 sets. I did a 6 minute spot at Tommy T’s first. Jason Resler had offered it to me. I got there a little late so I almost missed out on it, but then it worked out anyway. Jess was there. I always feel like she doesn’t like me that much, so I didn’t bother saying hello. She’s the manager there. Probably made her night giving her the opportunity to give me the light. She gave it to me twice even though I was talking about getting off stage already the second time. That’s how much she liked doing it. When I’m on stage she’s probably got that evil smile, knowing the whole time she’s gonna give me that light. Jess you don’t have to turn on the red light. Those days are over. My set wasn’t bad. Told a couple of jokes and they seemed into it.

Then I ducked out and went to the Scramble at the Comedy Spot. Made it in time to go on last like usual. Des was hosting. He told the crowd I was comic for the people. I reiterated that. I asked what they wanted to do, and then they made jerking off motions. I asked if they wanted to jack off, and they said yes, definitely. I said okay I’m gonna try to make that possible. Then one guy actually started to pretend he was doing it, hand in his pants and all. But he was going too fast for it to be taken seriously. Then he stopped because he knew he could get arrested. I said they could all get arrested and they said even though they wanted to do it, they wouldn’t. I said I would still try though. Daniel O’Connel called from backstage to tell a sexy story. I told the story of the lonely prince looking for a mate. Then I got the light. They told me set of the night. Wow.

After that I hit On The Y. This girl was sitting next to me. She was cute but she was at On The Y, so I knew in 10 years she would be a drunk hag. Maybe sooner. Plus she was one of the main people in the crowd that claimed the wanted to barbecue a stripper. Someone said save the pork for me, and someone else said they wanted the beef. I said no, there’s no pork or beef on a stripper, only human flesh. They said I must not have ever been with a stripper. True. So maybe they do have it. The applause was pretty insane after my set. Couldn’t believe they liked it so much. Got a little emotional, and then I went home to make my halloween costume for tomorrow.

October 26, 2011

The Rejects of Standup did SF

So we did the second Rejects of Standup show, this time in SF at the Stage Werx Theatres new location, 446 Valencia. People kept saying it was the first show, but I guess that’s just because it had been so long since the real first one, that people forgot. We had Vahé Hova, Keon Kobra, […]

October 25, 2011

Open Mics 10-24-2011

Tonight I went out to do some open mics. It was an interesting night. I heard some news about something that happened a few days ago and it has been upsetting me a little bit. A couple other comics wanted to hitch a ride. I was gonna do it, but then I didn’t feel like […]

October 20, 2011

The Rejects of Standup do the Stage Werx

We’re doing the Stage Werx Theatre in San Francisco this coming Tuesday, October 25th 2011 @ 8pm. Tickets are $10 at the door and $8 from Brown Paper. Facebook Event: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=188188394588903 Brown Paper Tickets: https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/207794 Us: http://www.therejectsofstandup.com/, http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Rejects-of-Standup/192068207499485 Them: http://www.stagewerx.org/

October 20, 2011

Chasing Stage Time on a Wednesday

Last night I really had the drive to go out and do a bunch of time at places. First I had a booked spot on the Toys for Tots show at Tommy T’s in Ranch Cordova. My set went okay I guess, but it wasn’t that great by my standards. I should have engaged the […]

October 18, 2011

Monday Open Mics

Last night I went to Po Boyz. I saw this guy Nick who does comedy only in the winter. He hibernates doing comedy. I got up. They said they wanted to hear some jokes. I told my new one about the hour glass. They liked it okay, but it was hard to get into it […]

October 13, 2011

Thursday Mic Run

Tonight I went to Shenanigans open mic run by Leaf the comedian. It was the last night he does it weekly. From now on it’s only once a month, and then one other week where he has a headliner. I bet I know who that’s gonna be 75% of the time. I got up there, […]

October 11, 2011

Monday Open Mics

Last night I went to Po’ Boyz. I knew I might not make it, so I didn’t even shower after my brief run. Cheryl said I could try. I ran in from my car, and turns out there was no mic and no backdrop. Everyone knows Cheryl for her backdrop. Backdrop it like it’s hot. […]

October 10, 2011

Sunday Open Mics

Last night I went to the Scramble at the Sac Comedy Spot. Brian wanted me to fix his computer, so we made a deal. I hadn’t signed up but Des made room at the end. Thanks man. I got up there, and they said they wanted to contemplate existence. I hadn’t heard that one before. […]

October 7, 2011

Random Show at Shine

Tonight I did a sort of impromptu  show at Shine which is a little coffee shop/cafe downtown. The place is pretty hip. Eve and Johnny are always putting on shows there. They like me, and I like them, so it works out. The crowd was the other comedians, whom I like, and also some people […]