Stephen Ferris

Tonight I went to this sports bar open mic in Natomas. It’s in the shadier part of Natomas. Mostly Hispanics in the bar. They said they were gangster’s and had guns and stuff, but that I scared them. Still, they managed to laugh at a couple of jokes. I told them I wouldn’t kill anyone. After each joke they had to take a break and discuss what it meant to them for a minute. But then I closed with the Lipopotamus joke, which got no laugh. Now I’m going to go for a jog.