August 12, 2015

Salivation Army

I went into this thrift store, and I had a pretty weird experience. First off, it didn’t smell like fart; it smelled like dirty dogs. I looked around and the whole place with just full of dogs, and they were drooling all over the merchandise, causing it to loose whatever value it had. Shit pissed me off, and I lost my temper. I went up to this lady that was working there, and I said, “Hey cunt, is this the salivation army?” I got what I deserved though. She cast a spell, and then one of the dogs humped my leg and got dog cum all over me. Moral of the story is, you never know what you’ll find in a thrift store.