Stephen Ferris

Some of my friends think I want to be this great comic who other comics look up to and admire. No! I would rather be hated by all, as Carrot Top is. I actually kind of like Carrot Top, but whenever I mention that to any other comics, the subject changes to something else. Why don’t they want to talk about Carrot Top? He makes people laugh. Just ’cause he’s not cool, like Bill Burr or whoever.