Stephen Ferris

I went to the Punchline tonight and got a set. I was going to help this girl I’ve been seeing with some PHP, but she got tired and went to sleep. I texted her “$_SESSION” and then she sent back a kissface. You don’t find them like that everyday.

Anyway the crowd was really small, it was so cute. I asked what they wanted to do, and no one had an answer at first. Then I asked if no one had an answer, and some guy said he wanted to laugh. I told them some jokes about relationships and break ups, and then I cleared out for the night. I got home, and decided to do a blog post and update some stuff on my website.