Stephen Ferris

Tonight I went to the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club open mic. Nobody I knew recommended it nor had they heard of it, but I saw it on thecomedybureau.com and thought I would check it out.

So I went to it. The open mic started at 10 after another show. The show before was sparsely attended, and then a few of those people stayed for the first few acts in the open mic. I had pulled last, so I walked around city walk for a while and came back. By the time I went on all that was left were five comics, and all they wanted to do was talk.

Tonight I went to the Blacktop open mic. I was kind of tried so I just lay on the floor until my set. Before I went there I bought some pants at Macy’s. Anyway, before my set a lot of people were asking if I was going to ask them what they wanted to do. […]