July 27, 2015

Comedy Burger 7 – 26 – 2015

Just got done doing a set at Momo Lounge on a show called Comedy Burger. It was great man. I hadn’t done a set in like three weeks, so I was a little worried about remembering jokes, but they all came to me. I did start to tank a little bit at the beginning, but then I found my footing quick. Kind of felt like I couldn’t do well until I bombed a little bit first, like bombing brought out a side of my persona that not bombing wouldn’t have brought out.

Took a minute for them to figure out what they wanted to do. First one dude said they wanted to get high. Second, this other lady said she wanted to do everything. Then they asked me what I wanted to do. I told them I wanted to find out what they wanted to do. Then they said laugh. It always works man.

I wore one of my cool blazers that I used to wear more. Felt good, so I think I’ll bring them back more. Bad 70s plaid blazers and a t-shirt so I look like I sell used cars, but really I sell jokes. Well okay, the jokes sell themselves. Only been told 20 times! This is the latest revision of this joke, so all the kinks have been worked out. Just can’t beat the deal we got going on here. Are you gonna finance or pay cash? Let’s see if we can get you approved today.

Anyway, Comedy Burger is the shit and thanks to Ingaio for putting me on it.

December 4, 2014

Punchline Sacramento – 12/3/2014

I went to the Punchline tonight and got a set. I was going to help this girl I’ve been seeing with some PHP, but she got tired and went to sleep. I texted her “$_SESSION” and then she sent back a kissface. You don’t find them like that everyday. Anyway the crowd was really small, […]

September 14, 2014

Headlining

I got to headline the Punchline in Sacramento on August 13th. It was my birthday, but it was a coincidence that the show was that day too. It was pretty awesome. I did a real nice solid 45 minute set, and everyone seemed to have a great time. Thank you to my friend Robert Berry […]

July 12, 2014

Party People

Two nights ago I got to do this show at a place called the Italian Stallion Grill. They said they wanted to party, so I listed off some stuff that we would need to party. For the first time ever, a guy from the audience went to Safeway and bought a bunch of the stuff […]

January 27, 2014

There Goes The Neighborhood

I did this aptly titled show tonight. It had Thai Rivera headlining, and I hadn’t been a huge fan in the past, but I loved his set tonight. He really seemed like a real person this time. I think it was the goatee. ┬áBut I enjoyed his material and performance a lot and thought it […]

January 13, 2014

First SF Punchline set of 2014

I got on at the SF Punchline tonight. I did really good. I asked what they wanted to do. No response at first, just laughs. Then this one guy said he wanted to do jokes, but then he changed his mind. A few people tried telling me “it’s all you buddy” but I just asked […]

January 13, 2014

Apple Tree Redlight Greenlight

So we did The Apple Tree Comedy Competition again last night on The Sacramento Comedy Spot’s Test Kitchen show. It was the third time we did it, and the time when they decide whether or not to greenlight the show for regular rotation. Well, I messed up as usual at the beginning. I forgot to […]

January 9, 2014

First Sac Punchline of 2014

What a great way to get this year started off. I already got to do a set at the Punchline. And it was a blast just like last time. This time it was more challenging than before, because the crowd didn’t know what they wanted to do. They didn’t even know why they had come […]

December 12, 2013

The Conversation

I saw this movie a while ago called The Conversation. It’s a lot different from my set tonight. I was at Luna’s Cafe. They wanted to laugh. I did the bathroom jokes. In the beginning of the second one, I ask the crowd if they’ve ever heard “if it’s brown flush it down, if it’s […]

December 5, 2013

Birthday Party Punchline

Tonight I got on the Sac Punchline Showcase and they wanted to have a birthday party at first. Then they said they wanted to laugh, so I told jokes. It went a hell of a lot better than last time I was there. That was like one of the weirdest times I was there. I […]