October 19, 2016

Luna’s Ride

I rode my bike to Luna’s Cafe tonight. It takes about 30 minutes. Nice ride too. Been thinking of putting together a little 7 minute set, freezing it, and then just keeping it for a year, maybe even two. Put one together tonight that could be a candidate. This one guy there had some nachos and he invited me to try some. Then I realized how hungry I was and I ordered my own but with no chips. Pretty pointless since I got pizza and beer after, but hey, I tried. Chips and pizza and beer would have been worse. Then I rode home.

October 15, 2016

Been Down

I did an open mic tonight called Vince’s. They make it a competition, and if you win you get your name written on a trophy with a Sharpie. I could care less about that, so I took advantage of the fact that people were avoiding going first, and signed up first even though ten people […]

July 27, 2015

Comedy Burger 7 – 26 – 2015

Just got done doing a set at Momo Lounge on a show called Comedy Burger. It was great man. I hadn’t done a set in like three weeks, so I was a little worried about remembering jokes, but they all came to me. I did start to tank a little bit at the beginning, but […]

December 4, 2014

Punchline Sacramento – 12/3/2014

I went to the Punchline tonight and got a set. I was going to help this girl I’ve been seeing with some PHP, but she got tired and went to sleep. I texted her “$_SESSION” and then she sent back a kissface. You don’t find them like that everyday. Anyway the crowd was really small, […]

April 27, 2014

Weekend Update

Alright so I haven’t been posting as much lately. Let’s see if we can fix that. Last night I did the Apple Tree Comedy Competition. I had Keith Lowell Jensen, Tony Dijamco, Bill Wallace, Henry Rulhaussen, and Luke Soin compete to try to win the Apples. Keith won with 10 Apple drops, which is the […]

January 27, 2014

There Goes The Neighborhood

I did this aptly titled show tonight. It had Thai Rivera headlining, and I hadn’t been a huge fan in the past, but I loved his set tonight. He really seemed like a real person this time. I think it was the goatee. ┬áBut I enjoyed his material and performance a lot and thought it […]

January 13, 2014

First SF Punchline set of 2014

I got on at the SF Punchline tonight. I did really good. I asked what they wanted to do. No response at first, just laughs. Then this one guy said he wanted to do jokes, but then he changed his mind. A few people tried telling me “it’s all you buddy” but I just asked […]

November 21, 2013

What Does Cobb’s Want To Do?

I got to do this show at Cobb’s comedy club tonight. It’s their Wednesday showcase. I did it a couple of times before. Usually comics try to do it and impress the bookers so they can “get past” which means they start giving you work. Well, I failed to impress them enough for that in […]

November 14, 2013

Luna’s – November 13th, 2013

On November 13th, 2013, I performed at Luna’s Cafe. I got in there. The show had definitely started on time, because I wasn’t that late and it had already started. I was impressed by that. I didn’t know I was going on until I was going on. That happens sometimes. I had to turn on […]

November 8, 2013

Dorian’s Birthday Show

Some friends wanted to sing karaoke tonight kind of, but, that all went to shit. You know why, because Dorian Foster decided to change ages, and not only that, but then he invited me to perform on his special “Birthday” show, which made me feel like I had to pass up on the karaoke, relieving […]