November 26, 2013

Ride the Donkey

Another night chasing mics and only getting one set basically. Went to the Monday Scramble: too late, too full. Ate at Azul. Tried the Sol Collective. Never been before. Waste of time unless you want to hang around and see some pretty decent underground hip hop. So I went for it and rode the donkey.

The Boxing Donkey in Roseville that is. Got a glass of wine. They said they wanted to ride a rainbow. I spent a lot of time trying to figure out how to make them do that, and eventually they got tired of it. Then they wanted to find a pot of gold. I told them I was trying to help them find it, but I’m a comedian, not a pot of gold finder. Well, finally they said they wanted to laugh. So I start telling my Pirate Glass joke, but then we get a heckler. No one would own up to it. I stuck to it and said we can’t continue with the jokes until we find out who heckled. It worked out pretty good and finally the lady that did it admitted it. She said she wanted to heckle all night, but I said she was going to have to do it to the other comedians, because my time was up. Should be a fun set to watch. Let’s find out.

Looks like I still didn’t fix the focus on the camera.

November 26, 2013

Mic Run Sunday – 11/24/2013

Blegh. I’m all pumped up on my mic rip from the stand method. So I’m trying to go out and do as much stage time as I can. But man, it sure is a bummer sometimes. The first set I did that night wasn’t that bad. It was at the Sunday Scramble at the Comedy […]

November 21, 2013

What Does Cobb’s Want To Do?

I got to do this show at Cobb’s comedy club tonight. It’s their Wednesday showcase. I did it a couple of times before. Usually comics try to do it and impress the bookers so they can “get past” which means they start giving you work. Well, I failed to impress them enough for that in […]

November 21, 2013

Luna’s Hecklers

I did the Luna’s open mic last night. All comics except three ladies. I had it in my mind to tell an old set of stripper jokes that cast strippers as creatures of instinct. The strip and pole dance instinctively. They weren’t that into it. Plus not all the jokes are any good anyway. I […]

November 18, 2013

Pull That Mic

I’ve been wanting to try this thing for a while where I pull the mic out of the stand really fast, but I kept forgetting to do it. I’ve also been wanting to experiment more with noises. So tonight I went to the Scramble and combined the two. I walked out on the stage and […]

November 14, 2013

Luna’s – November 13th, 2013

On November 13th, 2013, I performed at Luna’s Cafe. I got in there. The show had definitely started on time, because I wasn’t that late and it had already started. I was impressed by that. I didn’t know I was going on until I was going on. That happens sometimes. I had to turn on […]

November 13, 2013

Luna’s on Tuesday is back

It’s back. They said they would be back, and they are. This open mic was on hiatus. That has ended. My friends Mike Cella and Jaime Fernandez have brought back their open mic where comics go to perform for each other. Tonight this guy Phillip stole the show and killed all the comics. They guy […]

November 13, 2013

How my day

I did a set at the Scramble again on Monday. Also got my Azul burrito fix. Got one with green sauce this time, but when I ordered it I accidentally said Tapatio sauce instead of Tomatillo. Either that, or the waiter heard it wrong as he claimed. But I had been out of it all […]

November 9, 2013

Laughs Guest Set with Carl LaBove

This week at Laughs Unlimited they have Carl LaBove with Kul Black and Saul Trujillo. Saul invited me to do a guest set tonight on the 10:30 pm show so I went and did it. Carl Labove was cool. He reminded me of my uncle a little bit. I think the crowd fell in love […]

November 8, 2013

Dorian’s Birthday Show

Some friends wanted to sing karaoke tonight kind of, but, that all went to shit. You know why, because Dorian Foster decided to change ages, and not only that, but then he invited me to perform on his special “Birthday” show, which made me feel like I had to pass up on the karaoke, relieving […]