December 9, 2014

Scramble 12-8-2014

Tonight I went to the Scramble open mic at the comedy spot. I asked what they wanted to do, and they took their time. Eventually one guy said party but almost immediately, before he could finish, another guy said laugh. So then I said they had to pick between the two, but they wouldn’t do it. The whole rest of my set was me trying to see how I could get them to decide between the two. At one point I asked when the last time they partied was. A guy said he partied every day. Then I asked when the last time they laughed was, and a few people said just a few seconds ago. Then I asked the guy that parties every day if he had done it yet today, and he said no, so I suggested maybe they want to party since it had been longer since they had done that, but nope, still no decision, and then the time ran out. Still a fun set though.

July 12, 2014

Party People

Two nights ago I got to do this show at a place called the Italian Stallion Grill. They said they wanted to party, so I listed off some stuff that we would need to party. For the first time ever, a guy from the audience went to Safeway and bought a bunch of the stuff […]

December 5, 2013

Birthday Party Punchline

Tonight I got on the Sac Punchline Showcase and they wanted to have a birthday party at first. Then they said they wanted to laugh, so I told jokes. It went a hell of a lot better than last time I was there. That was like one of the weirdest times I was there. I […]

December 4, 2013


Ugh. Went and did this Tuesday at Luna’s thing again. I need a new approach to this place man. Gonna have to think of something fresh. I got to try my new Devil joke idea, and I think it will work. Maybe I’ll try it out tomorrow at the Punchline if I get up there. […]

November 13, 2013

How my day

I did a set at the Scramble again on Monday. Also got my Azul burrito fix. Got one with green sauce this time, but when I ordered it I accidentally said Tapatio sauce instead of Tomatillo. Either that, or the waiter heard it wrong as he claimed. But I had been out of it all […]

November 9, 2013

Laughs Guest Set with Carl LaBove

This week at Laughs Unlimited they have Carl LaBove with Kul Black and Saul Trujillo. Saul invited me to do a guest set tonight on the 10:30 pm show so I went and did it. Carl Labove was cool. He reminded me of my uncle a little bit. I think the crowd fell in love […]

October 15, 2013

Back in Sac: Night 2

Tonight I said “I’m going to go to the Comedy Spot Scramble, sign up, eat at Azul, do a set, run around the perimeter of the downtown grid, get cleaned up, go to the Boxing Donkey, and then go back home.” What I ended up doing was signing up at the Scramble, eating at Azul, […]

September 5, 2013

Let’s Party

I really need to import my old blog onto here, because people have said they wanted to party numerous times. That’s what happened tonight at Luna’s Cafe when I asked what they wanted to do. I made sure to say “great! that’ll make it easy for me since instead of making you laugh, all I […]

October 11, 2011

Monday Open Mics

Last night I went to Po’ Boyz. I knew I might not make it, so I didn’t even shower after my brief run. Cheryl said I could try. I ran in from my car, and turns out there was no mic and no backdrop. Everyone knows Cheryl for her backdrop. Backdrop it like it’s hot. […]