September 27, 2013

4th Blacktop

I went to Blacktop for the fourth time. Only 6 comics hanging around. No audience. We performed for ourselves and checked our phones. Finally this time someone said they wanted to laugh. Before that the options put forth were to make to a porno, or to listen to me talk about my shirt. I was wearing a Rejects of Standup shirt. So I told them some jokes. One joke didn’t get a laugh at first, so I waited and then someone laughed awkwardly. I told them they didn’t have to laugh, because it might not be funny. I forgot what joke it was though.

Before that I went to Chipotle for dinner so I wouldn’t have to drive home and back to Roseville again. Man the Chipotle across from the Galleria sucks. Some of the guacamole was frozen. Couldn’t believe I paid $1.90 extra. Probably won’t go to that Chipotle again. Plus the servers seemed like they didn’t know what they were doing. Oh yeah and, there was an AT&T store next to it, and I went in there and looked at the iPhone 5S and the 5C. The sales people were hella awkward and this sales lady was talking to a sales gentleman about some creepy guy or something. Customers don’t want to hear about that. I wasn’t planning to buy anyway so I was glad to walk out without buying. I still like my 32GB 3GS that I got as a gift from my friend Sue.

September 25, 2013

Highs and Lows

I got really lucky tonight. I almost squished one of my friends between the front of my car and the back of his while he was rolling a J, but I didn’t. I thought I was in reverse, but I was in drive. If I had been trying to show off and floored it, he […]

September 24, 2013

Monday half…

I stayed a little later at work tonight than I had planned. No overtime, but I had planned to leave earlier. I wanted to finish up what I was working on. Then I texted to see if it would be worth it to head over to the Comedy Spot for the scramble. Not really. I […]

September 23, 2013

Sunday Single

Tonight I did the, the um, oh yeah, on the Y. They had a crowd there so it was nice and there were a few comics too. The sound system there makes you sound amazing to yourself. I felt so much more confident when I heard my voice. I couldn’t believe it ┬ásounded so good. […]

September 22, 2013

Saturday Double

I got to do two shows today. It was pretty cool. The first one was for a cause and it was during the day at Laughs Unlimited. I’d been running around all over town trying to do errands and I wanted to get them all done before I went to the show. There’s a free […]

September 21, 2013

Sport Comedy

Tonight I got to do a guest set at this show called The Sporty in Elk Grove run by Laurelle Martin. The place seems like it can easily turn into a noisy bar real quick, so I wasn’t sure how it was going to go, asking them what they wanted to do, but they said […]

September 20, 2013

Lying on the floor

Tonight I went to the Blacktop open mic. I was kind of tried so I just lay on the floor until my set. Before I went there I bought some pants at Macy’s. Anyway, before my set a lot of people were asking if I was going to ask them what they wanted to do. […]

September 17, 2013

Flying Donkeys

Tonight I went to the Boxing Donkey after not going for a while. It wasn’t that I didn’t want to go, but I work nearby and it starts late, so it’s hard to drive home and then want to go back out again. Oh shit, I just remember I bought stuff from Trader Joe’s and […]

September 14, 2013

On Lockdown

Tonight I went to special Friday open mic at the Lockdown. I got a sandwich and a glass of wine. The Lockdown is a brewery bar, so when I asked what they wanted to do, I wasn’t surprised to find out that they wanted to get drunk. Then someone said they wanted to hear a […]

September 13, 2013

Sports and Trains

I’m not really that into sports. It makes it hard to hang out with a lot of people in the comedy scene, because so many of them are hardcore sports fans. It also makes it hard when I go perform somewhere and when asked what they want to do, the crowd wants to hear me […]